OSIFLANDIA

Just a few keywords so I won’t forget:

levis store nightclub/restaraunt

sprinting through mall wearing suit

mall shaped like bottle according to map

ended up in bizarro hardware store on way back to levis club

hardware store looks like a mid 20th century saw mill

out of place as a mall annex

dinner with family wasn’t dressed fancy enough

no longer wearing suit somehow

parked car before highway to get a good spot

decide it’s faster to drive there than walk

family not upset by me driving car off overpass as a shortcut

drop family off for dinner then drive very far to park car

details of new Harry Potter revealed 

Jon Stewart and Conan O’brien heavily involved with dark comedy Harry Potter

sausage made of living children was theme in movie

many comedian character actors involved

Valmart more like darth vader with “I’m your father” and burnt face

lightsaber montage Harry vs Valmart

bottle mall was production company office location

also a high school

detention in mall highschool is called “punishment”

“punishment” requires students to pick up rubber band reminants

“reward” for students is to cut up rubber bands for “punishment” removal

I see a christian children’s storybook with surprisingly similar plot of new Harry Potter

cast leaves for location on charter bus

leaning against someones beige Toyota

I hope they’re not mad

see green ford taurus but not Conan’s

Conan arrives in green ford taurus SHO

pretend to be freaked out by how could Conan just arrive when i assumed he was there

regret joke but Conan puts me at ease

we joke about ford taurus SHO

someone insults SHO I defend with “well it’s really fast”

Conan agrees and goes to work

I walk home re-thinking scenes in movie compared to christian children’s story

Jon Stewart drives by making fake smile

I give him mid fing as joke

I regret and hope he gets the joke

talking to Zie telepathically

she manifests a lizard to explain how she feels

lizard is put on leaf-hat worn by old lady hostess at some point in time

I see a tornado and try to call my sister to warn her

but I have iPod not iPhone

sprinting homeward direction shortest path through woods

looking over shoulder at black funnel cloud in red sky

last thought was if I woul be safe hiding on certian side of tree

trying to remember if wind moves clockwise or counterclockwise in this hemisphere